This is a Movie Review of Passchendale, by Paul gross where he directs, is the main actor and made everyone lunches. I’ll try to not give too much of the plot away. The opening scene is one that was told to him by his granddad I’ll give a hint, it involves a bayonet. It was also kind of funny because he was there for the premier and so were all the media hounds so to speak and while you are in the theatre with signs on the walls warning about Jail time if you have a camera I think I was the only person in the audience without one. I’d like to thank Pendragon Games and hobbies who shilled out for my ticket.

I don’t remember all the sponsors but there was Can West, the Winnipeg Free Press, and the Dominion Institute. Among many others.
My favorite comment by Paul was that Canada was a nation forged in combat. This opposes the liberal vision of Canada where they think the only thing that makes us Canadian is that unlike the rest of the world we have hospitals. It also shows why it’s important when children are growing up that they be properly indoctrinated into hockey fights.
This is what set the movie off and inspired him to start it 13 years ago though the writing started 7 yrs ago. It’s a section of the regimental history of the 10th Bn CEF by Daniel Dancocks. It’s cool when he says the plot comes from an obscure book that I also own.

He got a real long standing ovation at the end which I liked, I guess most of us were happy with the movie.
The Movie
This has an awesome hand to hand scene it is portrayed realistically enough for me. And kicks ass, Stallone and Schwarzenegger could take some notes. not only does it have an awesome fight scene it also has more mud than probably any movie ever made. My one disappointment is that one of the soldiers in Passchendale the battle vs the movie fell off one of the duckboards and his horse he was leading pulled him out of the mud by his webbing to save his life.
The movie picked on brits which is funny because until quite late in the war, most of the so called Canadians spoke with a British accent.
There were no Arty emplacements made of concrete, and they had to make them because they artillery would dissapear into the mud otherwise. And the lewis guns the ones with the magazine on top didn’t jam enough. Plus I loved the bit about Canadians being called storm troopers. This was what the Germans called their elites “Stosstrupen” in the march 1918 offensives that came close but no Monica Lewinsky.
It also contained some romantic twists which unlike most of the movies I’ve seen of late DO NOT involve homosexuals. Did I say it was a romance? Too many minutes devoted to it in my thinking but, I always think that. Yet if you want to go for popcorn and to the bathroom the best time to do it is when they are back in Calgary.
One of the interesting paradoxes is that after you see a fairly down movie they run live footage from WWI and the people in the film Huns and Canucks all seem happier than in the movie, I brought this up with the trouble maker I was with and he came up with a good rationalization.
It was pointed out that there was a distinct lack of gas masks during the fighting, I’d add to that there was no one carrying sacks of mills bombs around like so many stories tell.
I should also point out much of the humour was bang on unlike H2G2 where they missed some of the punch lines. I hope the general audiences get them when it goes to general release, we were after all a crowd filled to the brim with actual soldiers and ex military farts like me.
They brought up in the movie how it wasn’t yet possible to lock up germans which again is curious because they did lock up Ukranians and there is yet to be a cheque to apologize.

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After the movie the 2 main actors stayed and did a question and answer session for about 45 minutes. these are kind of random and less coherent than the above.
He pointed out that this isn’t just a movie it comes with an entire educational package which is kind of cool.
As I said the opening scene was one based on his conversation with his granddad. One of the things his granddad said was that his war was essentially 30 guys on either side of him, thus there are no divisions in close order march slogging up the ridge.
One of the stats he pointed out was that 1 out of 10 Canadians served overseas. 1/10 of them died and 1/2 of them were injured. It never hit home with me how devastating that was until i was in the museum in Wawanesa where they have the list of all who served in the wars well in WWI every single soldier who signed up was either killed or wounded theres a lot of little towns that were similar.
One of the themes of the movies is a crucifixion of a Toronto seargeant in 1915 where he was cruicified to a barn door near was it Kitcheners wood with bayonets. Paul Gross thinks it’s malarky, that it could have just been artillery or something and goes to great pains to work that into the movie. I’m not so sure. He goes on to say they were just soldiers but I can see “just soldiers” doing that. Hell you have people in Winnipeg locking people in sheds and setting them on fire whats the big deal. This also leads to some cross symbology that might get him in trouble with HRC’s.
Paul Acknowledged that if you get anything wrong in a military movie you will get a pile of mail. I think he used the example of someone wearing a medal on the wrong side. His son was also in the movie though he didn’t say much I think he’s the youngest actor there and he’s on the hun’s side. The film was also filmed on what was the sarcee base near Calgary, which is ironic because when it was a base it was undoubtedly where many of the men in WWI would have trained given the 10th was the Calgary regiment.
The film was done in mud, well some of the 21 million that the movie cost, one of the things they did to save money was to use fewer digital effects so theres someone who seems healthy and loses a limb well they wanted to use digital graphics to render it invisible but went for a smoke bomb instead which Paul called a grade 3 magic trick. The arty does some brutal things to people in the movie.
One of the women asked how do you do the blood: Food colouring mixed with syrop then a small electric charge [a squib] there’s a leather pad under the squib so it doesn’t hurt you.
He was also very frank about what the soldiers went through he said they all thought it was tough to go through it. They would apparently work the set for 12 hours a day but to stay there for weeks like the soldiers did he doubted he could cope with. So he’s not a braggart.
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Now go see the movie!
[update]
I saw it with civies last night and one of the things I noticed was that there was no one leaving while the credits were rolling as long as they showed old footage. Which never happens.
Also one of the big issues this election was that we should give more money to the arts well one of my friends ‘R’ rattled off was it 6-8 war movies about Australians and about Canadians 1 this is it. Next time arts groups want money ask them why they refuse to make Canadian war movies. Canadian Taxpayers have funded movies about black American lesbians. I guess thats more important, to the arts snobbery councils.
The MSM whose share value has plummeted by 50% this year also has a review. I think they don’t like it because there are too many whites males.
This MSM doesn’t like the religious imagery. I think the CHRC should be sent after them to spend a year finding out why they hate Christians so much no matter how many dollars the defendants have to put up.