Marginalized Action Dinosaur

At first they were whispers on the wind but just as the left were about to have a full fledged anti war rally, it was to cross North Amerika. A rally that was to have called Putin a fascist for not stepping down and for attacking other countries without the consent of the UN an attack just done for oil. An attack he fabricated by blowing up the perogy making plant in Katyn Wood and making it look like it was Turkmenstan rebels, when it was really the splitters of the “Peoples Judean Front”.

Early MSM reports had said the problem was that the Russians were out of oil they soon started a campaign telling them not to do any domestic drilling as it was important to buy it all from the united states and this would not effect pricing. They had faked photos of ambulances blown up near pipe lines, They had Jihadists from the usual sources blaming the joos and saying they should all be killed blah blah blah. Then there were no more MSM reports as Mr Putin found the last media outlet that was operating and he had it shut down.

They had earlier reported that the USSR would beat China in the Olympics. This was later never to be reported but, what he meant to say was he would do to Georgia what Stalin had done to the Ukraine. In the original Russian two letters were transposed, eh.

Also noted was the United Nations reaction in which the committee for sustainable development headed by Zimbabwe tabled a motion calling Israel racist for giving Arabs more rights in Israel than any Arab state and womandating that the wold inflation rate be set to about 5 million percent per year. Sheila Copps was waiting around to see how much they wanted Canada to pay. [Yes Sheila I remember where you were on September 10.] It is expected to come to a vote some time after George Bush the tyrant for life is removed from office in a peaceful election this fall. The delay is said to be caused by accounting irregularities.

However the real reason the assault is being called off like the Edwards love child you will only find on the web or the finest reporting on the planet the enquirer, the reason is the paucity of young Russians. Abortion has decimated the ranks of young communists far worse than Manstein could have ever hoped to, 98% of Russian children are so sacrificed but at least as everyone grows old they know they have wonderful Careers that they want to retire from ASAP and can’t tell their grandchildren about. It was also pointed out that a high percent of the ones rejected as unfit for service were in daycares and had to be dismissed for the usual reason. Once it was pointed out that if further offensives were carried out the 5 soldiers guarding the Chinese frontier would have to be withdrawn to form a brigade mobile reserve in the Caucus’s Vladamir Putin was forced to call it off but has not ruled out the Nuclear option when forces approach within 2oo miles of Moscow.

Putin said no less than three gulags will be opened for any people in the superficial democracy who wish to complain. The fans of Fidel Castro also known in Canada as the NDP said it was a good start but, he should do more if he was to be as good a leader as Fidel Castro adding only a small number of the journalists thrown out of work were actually shot without trial.

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