As you know in Canada there seems to be two sets of laws one for the left another for the right. If you hate Christians well you can get albums sold saying

kill the Christians, kill the whites.
it’s called trudeaupian human rights

Yet look at Kinsella sideways and every third blogger on my blogroll might get sued. This lack of rights for non whiny groups the left hates is enshrined in section 15.2 of the charter. [linked to below]

Well we bloggers know whats going on in the world and we have devised a solution that will make us immune. No longer will we be called Nazis if we want Mackenzie King “LIBERAL style” whites only immigration. Why pussy foot around, now we’ll be able to say we can kill groups we don’t like, which HRC’s have pre approved in Canada where hating christians and whites is ok! No one will slur us with the monicker of Nazis ever again. We will be able to pick any country on the map and call for the death of anyone there over 18 years of age and through it all, We will now be known as the blogs of peace. Everyone who spots an error on any of the following blogs they will now realize that they are only taking things out of context or misquoting us or using a eurodescended racist cultural bias [like Jesus died in Paris!]. May they meet Al Battar if they do not realise the errors of their ways as part of my personal struggle.

There have been a rash of new registrations at network solutions to put an end to the discrimination now all bloggers below have joined a religion that makes them immune, now we will get the respect from the MSM’s we deserve, we’ll be invited en masse to the CBC town halls. Since we are part of “the arts” the funding will roll in. Inversly proportional to our audience we are Canadian after all, so I’ll get about 500,000 a month and SDA will get 1 bus ticket Mark Steyn will be given a used coffee filter.

From now on to remain immune from all pesky charges M.A.D. will be known as

Mohammed Action Dinosaur

Other changes on order are,

Small Dead Mohammeds

Mohammed Steyn

Free Mohammed Steyn

Free Mohammed

5 feet of Mohammed

Let Mohammed Reign

Blazing Mohammed Fur

Just Mohammed

One more Mohammed Aged guy

Big Mohammed Wave

Mohammedville

Wonder Mohammed

Dust my Mohammed

Mohammed on the Right?

Anybody Want A Mohammed

Anybody Want A Mohammed

Four Mohammeds on horses

Ezra Mohammed

Unambiguously Mohammed

Stand Mohammeds Ground

Mohammed Diaries

Stand Mohammeds Ground

halls of mohadamia.blogspot.com

The Daily Al Battar

transMohammednus

One Damn Mohammed After Another

Tattered bits of Mohammed

Stubble Jumping Mohammed

The Mohammedian Doggerel Party of Canada…

Please refer to our uncontextual fake Imam as “Imam Mohammed Osama Lemire” (Peace and Semtex be strapped to him © ™).

Anyone saying I’ve offended them please click the link and point which charter right guarantees you the right to be free of offence? Canadian Charter of Rights

Or am I committing blasphemy under the criminal code?

I can link to everyone now that Google’s done a merciless attack on my hits. :)

All, uh, to the bar! Or whatever it is we neo-mohammedan’s are supposed to say.

Allahu Akbarbarian!